My wife was invited to a fraternity Halloween party. Her costume was just body paint. I saw her walk into a bedroom with four frat boys. This is the last thing I heard her say…
On our honeymoon. We were in the hotel pool all day. At some point after the sun went down I dared her sneak her top off and told her no one would notice. We got pretty drunk. This is a picture I took when she finally realized that the pool lights had co