I’m so tight, I might need your help to get my Rosebud. But once you pull it out nice and slow, I’ll be ready for you to put something else in me xoxo!
Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 5 inches in diameter (2.5 inches radius). A sharpie marker is roughly 11mm in diameter (.433 inches). Math shows we’re a long way from the max record!
I know you all have missed me f(19) but throughout my absence I have been capturing my progression one sharpie at a time. So enjoy my saga, starting at 5. 😘