If prostitution were legalized, I bet some tech people would develop an app to facilitate it and describe it as a PaaS/DaaS: pussy (or dick) as a service (M)
Gamer Valentine's (m)essages: "If this were GTA, you'd get five stars because you're my most wanted". "*These* cakes aren't a lie". "Be mine" (think Yuri from RA2)
