My friend said he had a date so he had to cancel our plans to chill and a few hours later I see this image of what looks like mom floating around Twitter
oh these? my boobies? my massive fucking tiddies? my super stuffed up milkies? my honker donker doinky boinkies? my fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? do you mean these super duper ultra god damn motherfucking tits?