I excused myself to the restroom when you left to carve the turkey. I wasn’t expecting your wife to follow me but she insisted we both have dessert before dinner. Thanks for inviting me for thxgiving;)
The chick who sat next to you during your 3 hour business lecture class didn’t care that you were in a relationship and had you fucking her whenever she could find the opportunity
What would you do if you got this text and photo from your wife’s friends husband at 8AM after she said she was out on a girls only night and did not come home, because she was staying at Brooks house
