If i had a master , i’d never be allowed to remove them A random honourable sir ordered me to write degrading word on myself , i did that in under 5 minutes This proves i’d do anything for my master
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
Your girlfriends always talk about how jealous they are of how sweet your bf is to you. You show them a pic of him in grey sweats and they swoon and imagine what he does to you… you giggle and wonder if you should show them your OTHER pics of him. 🙈
Snapped my base ring and everything that's attached to it while trying to dry it. Almost actually cried. Some medical tape will have to do until I can buy a new one.