To all the hypocrites watching porn and on reddit telling girls they deserve to be disowned, I'd say lick my ass but you'd probably get a creepy hard-on. Everyone else, happy [f]riday and I hope you all get laid as satisfyingly as my bf fucks me x
Thought we'd have drinks somewhere different on a (F)riday night. Sorry if you were the guy across the road who got an eyeful, we didn't see you there.