45(f) If you ever find yourself feeling a little down, I find that taking a peek at history can remind you how lucky you are. I've been learning about Roman Emperors, and I have to say I'm really grateful for how much less stabby my life has been.
Confessions of a slutty MILF: I once seduced a hotel concierge (wearing something like this) and convinced him to leave the front desk to fuck me raw in an empty room. He probably still talks about it to his friends.