You know those sauce's that state they're mild and then when you taste them they're hotter than the original stated 'hot' sauce? It's me, I'm the sauce [F]
[F] By the time she yanked on her old jeans and a battered plaid flannel shirt, she felt almost normal. Calm, as she plugged in the coffee pot. But the nightmare was still very much on her mind, because it wasn’t a dream ... It was a memory.