Shout out to the guy who came in to my shop recently. He was clearly out of his comfort zone. He had some serious reddit vibes going on. A delightful gentleman, extremely polite, but the gleam in his eye and the secret smile told me he knew exactly where
Be a dear, and fetch me my handbag? Oh, and hang the Do Not Disturb on the door for me? It's nothing, I just don't want interruptions in our...I mean...my suite.