Headed to work and I'm so fucking horny. I think I'm gonna have to slip these panties off and have a little play. Maybe flash everyone who asksπ [f]
A [F]riday funny: I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her overβ¦β¦β¦ *No old ladies were hurt in the telling of this joke*