First she locked me for Loctober, next she said costumes were fun, then she lost the key, and then she dumped me for a real man. Now I'm embracing a new life.
I reached out to the end of locktober but, I didnt make it fairly because I started the 7th and now Im facing a moral dilemma because Im so horny atm but I cant stop thinking about completing #NoNutNovember as a punishment and as a reminder of how sumbis
