“What kind of car does an egg drive?…a ‘yolkswagon’”… that one made you laugh so. (f)ucking. hard. didn’t it? 😂 … tell me how hard… every comment gives me a literal orgasm… it’s science 🤓😏🤷🏻♀️
“I’m on a seafood diet…I see food and I eat it…” [F]ood amirite? 🤤 …it’s throwback Thursday so here’s a throwback to Tuesday when I went for tacos at work 🤷🏻♀️🤓🙃