First she locked me for Loctober, next she said costumes were fun, then she lost the key, and then she dumped me for a real man. Now I'm embracing a new life.
First day of Locktober! My GF and I are really excited ! Longest Ive gone is 3 weeks. But she'll let me out so I can clean up and shave. Of course while shes in the shower with me!
