Do you prefer to defer, or do you want the ball[s] now? I like being in charge, but you could be the "head" coach and make sure we each get in plenty of practice – I think two-a-days would be the bare (M)inimum
If prostitution were legalized, I bet some tech people would develop an app to facilitate it and describe it as a PaaS/DaaS: pussy (or dick) as a service (M)
I really wish that climate change, vaccines, mask wearing, etc. hadn't become politicized. Our near- and long-term future would be a lot more hopeful (M)