“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?…Ten tickles.” 🐙… (f)un fact about me: octopus is my favorite cephalopod 🤓 …Happy Monday y’all…Don’t forget your coffee 😏
“I took a baking class…the final was a ‘piece of cake’…” 😬… I can actually hear all of your collective groans from here 😏… it (f)uels my desire to never stop torturing y’all with dad jokes 🤓😈
“Masturbation always leads to sex…it’s a gateway tug.” 😂😝… I haven’t taken any public 📸 in a long time and I was (f)eeling a touch playful in yellow 😎💛 Happy Saturday my sunflowers 🌻