And so it was said that whosoever could putteth his cock into her mouth through the Spider Gag of Doom, would become king of all the Britons. And soon Britain had many, many, many kings.
I was very confused when Sir told me he got me a new outfit at the hardware store. Turns out my outfit for the day is a roll of duct tape... Turned me into a helpless shiny fucktoy for 5 bucks!
