Babe, remember when I told you how he pushed my head in the pillow, put his hands in my lower back and drilled me into his bed like a slut??? Ya I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it…
Me: I came home early yesterday and caught my wife fucking some dude in my shower! Look at this pix… Best Friend: Dude what did you do? Me: Well I did the only thing I could do, right there, right then…