Me: I came home early yesterday and caught my wife fucking some dude in my shower! Look at this pix… Best Friend: Dude what did you do? Me: Well I did the only thing I could do, right there, right then…
Imagine this. You receive a text from my wife and she tells you to come over to the house and help her plan a surprise party for me. You show up and she sends another text that says come to the back of the house. You open the door to our room and she is