Sophie the horde is a vast collective of linked nano machines and they're victims . They have no reason to send Christmas cards to everyone online . Now put that egg nog down and infuse that recruit with an experimental combat stimulant.
This cunt has recently been captured from the old world and due ot her master being forced to return to the old world,she is being put on auction,highest bid within the next 12 hours wins her (info in comments)
I was looking through my old archives and found this image. This is where I first started Allan Industries. Yes that's right, the Empire's largest producer of torture devices started in a garage.