You Pathetic Scummy, Simpy, Low Lifing, Piece Of Shit, Mutt. You Think I'm Gonna Respond To You Swooning Over Me? Ha! Absolutely Hilarious. Now Send Your Tribute.
You're not completely useless, loser beta. You can always be used as a bad example of a mutt who doesn't know his place. Now you Can Be Uselful By Sending. What're you Waiting For?
My owner finally creampied me in what felt like FOREVER. I thought I would be satisfied, but in fact, it left me craving for so much more. Who fancies filling me back up? 💦