Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 5 inches in diameter (2.5 inches radius). A sharpie marker is roughly 11mm in diameter (.433 inches). Math shows weβre a long way from the max record!
Iβm so tight, I might need your help to get my Rosebud. But once you pull it out nice and slow, Iβll be ready for you to put something else in me xoxo!