45(f) I've been worried about my mom's large horde of smart kitchen appliances joining together in a robot coup, but now I think that they wouldn't hit it off to unite and prevail - dishwasher is upbeat and soft spoken while stove is a loud bossy dict
This now newly 44yo might be another year older than she was yesterday but she's not too old to receive bday spankings. Just make sure that just a little stingy ππ₯