Your girlfriends always talk about how jealous they are of how sweet your bf is to you. You show them a pic of him in grey sweats and they swoon and imagine what he does to you… you giggle and wonder if you should show them your OTHER pics of him. 🙈
Lock your boy until he becomes an innocent, awkward little virgin again. Make him forget what sex feels like and make him feel like he must impress you immeasurably before you’ll take his v-card back.
My ex wife enjoyed having me clean her kitchen so much the other night, she demanded that I finish the rest of the house… in broad daylight… with windows open. Oh. And she took my key 🔐
